● unaudited · unlit · unblinking

SMILE

you can’t see him. he can see you.

Somebody turned the lights off in the group chat and never turned them back on. Now there is a coin in here with us. No utility, no team, no intention of blinking first.

Contract address
NOT BORN YET · CHECK BEHIND YOU

the address appears when the lights go out. they are about to.

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the links wake up the second the coin does.

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$SMILE🙂he is in the room🙂no team no roadmap just teeth🙂turn the lights off🙂you looked🙂the corner is occupied🙂$SMILE🙂he is in the room🙂no team no roadmap just teeth🙂turn the lights off🙂you looked🙂the corner is occupied🙂

incident log

SIGHTINGS

Reports collected from holders. None of them have been able to explain the last one.

@exitliquidity03:14

turned the lights off to check my portfolio. something in the corner already knew the number.

🙂
@rugsurvivor04:02

sold at a loss. woke up. the teeth were closer to the bed than yesterday.

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anon dev04:47

renounced the contract just to make him stop standing behind my chair. he stayed.

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@floorsweeper05:33

asked him for a roadmap. he smiled wider. i think that was the roadmap.

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@lastcandle06:09

my charts are red, my room is dark and my new best friend has 47 teeth.

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your mom07:21

who is the man in your room and why does he only appear when the candle is green

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do not sell after midnight🦷do not look behind you🦷do not tell him your wallet🦷he already knows your wallet🦷smile back🦷do not sell after midnight🦷do not look behind you🦷do not tell him your wallet🦷he already knows your wallet🦷smile back🦷

the numbers

FEARNOMICS

Every chart is a bar chart when the room is dark enough.

Liquidity, burned in the dark90%
Teeth reserve6%
Whatever is under the bed4%

percentages verified by nobody, in a room with no light switch.

Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0% (he takes something else)
Mint authority
revoked, allegedly
Team allocation
the team is a face
Utility
makes you look behind you
Audit
one guy looked. he moved houses.

one button. one rule.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE CORNER

The button does not do anything. Please stop asking what the button does.

instead of a roadmap

THE RITUAL

  1. I

    TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

    complete

    Not dim. Off. He does not perform for people who can see the room.

  2. II

    BUY THE COIN

    complete

    Any amount. He is not greedy, he is patient, which is worse.

  3. III

    SAY NOTHING FOR 30 SECONDS

    pending

    If you hear breathing, that's community. Welcome.

  4. IV

    POST THE FACE

    pending

    No caption. Captions ruin it. The timeline does the rest.

  5. V

    NEVER SELL

    pending

    You can sell. Nobody is stopping you. He just wants to be there when you do.

still here🙂still smiling🙂still under the bed🙂still up 0% and happy about it🙂still here🙂still smiling🙂still under the bed🙂still up 0% and happy about it🙂

questions asked at 3am

FAQ

It is a face in the dark with a ticker attached. Decide for yourself, quickly, while the lights are still on.

SMILE BACK

It costs nothing to be polite to something that has been standing in your room since the last bull market.

Contract address
NOT BORN YET · CHECK BEHIND YOU

the address appears when the lights go out. they are about to.

Twitter / XTelegram

the links wake up the second the coin does.